Why DID the chicken cross the road???

Question

Why DID the chicken cross the road???

Answer 1

I was choking it too hard.

Answer 2

To get to the other side.

Answer 3

miley cyrus started singing with her man voice.  

Answer 4

To show the armadillo that it could be done!

Answer 5

Because he saw a 'free p**n magazines' sign on the other side.

Answer 6

To win the race with the possum!

Answer 7

it was suicidal.

Answer 8

To get to the other side!  

Answer 9

to run away from me, or to get to the other side

Answer 10

to p**s everyone off

Answer 11

cuz all the other chickens didnt like him and he wanted to make suicide seem like accidental death...

lol!

Answer 12

because he was tired of people asking this question.  

Answer 13

He wanted to get run over as there was a Jonas Brothers concert going on behind him.

Answer 14

so he could get away from the people who keep obsessing about why he's doing it  

Answer 15

because it wanted to go to the slaughter house

srry if i offended anyone