Why Don't Zombies Just Eat Each Other?

Question

Why is it that zombies must eat us normal people? Can't they satisfy their nutritional needs by turning on their own?

Answer 1

If they did that would make for some pretty boring zombie movies.  Maybe warm flesh and brains are more appetizing than dead, cold ones?

Answer 2

because it's fake c**p

Answer 3

Do zombies look appetizing and nutritious to you?

Answer 4

They only eat brains. If they become a zombie after they have their brains eaten, then they need a live person for a brain seeing as how they and their zombie cronies  are already brainless.

Answer 5

Do YOU like eating rotting flesh...?

Answer 6

Maybe they don't like food w/out a pulse, and fresh blood running through it! Wouldn't you like your meat fresh, or dead meat that is half rotten! lol

Answer 7

cuz they like to see us screaming and running scared

Answer 8

They do when they have s*x.

(ew!)