Why England won't win the world cup....?

Question

Real story:

2 English women in a queue in a supermarket in SPAIN, waiting for their turn.

1st English woman's turn arrives,

Spanish cashier (In Spanish): "Usted quiere una bolsa?" (Would you like a bag?)

English lady: "I'm sorry I don't understand, How much is it?"

Spanish cashier (now attempting to speak English): "No, no....you want bolsa mmmm bag, Si?"

English woman: " Ahhhh, bag, yes, si si si."

Spanish cashier: "Vale, cinco Euros quince, por favor." (Ok, that's 5 Euros 15 cents please.)

English woman: " I'm sorry, what is that?"

Spanish cashier: "Iss five Euro fifteen, please."

English woman: "Ohh, Ok, here we go..."

English woman turns around and says to her friend: "I've been coming here for 15 years, you'd think they would have learnt to speak English by now!!"

Answer 1

I'm gonna cry if England win. they are a one trick pony and don't deserve it.

Answer 2

If you can read this thank a teacher...

If you can read this in English thank a soldier.

Answer 3

Si! Iss Ssoo trues..

Answer 4

Oui mais nous estudy les French en ecole et nous pouvons parlez Francais assez bien maintenant.  Alors quand les Blancs arrivez en Paris ils pouvons comprendre toute.  Et apres le whistle finale ils veut etre les gagners bien sur.

[By the way before anybody points it out, I know that was C**p]

What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages?  Tri-lingual

What do you call someone who speaks 1 languages?  Bi-lingual

What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language?  English

England will win because we can and the French are so emotionally drained from beating the All Balcks that anything else now is just gravy.  Andy G and the boys will control them and Whoever does our kicking (i.e. not just Johnny) will sink them.

Answer 5

LOL.  England will lose to France.  Watch this space.

Answer 6

S'il vous plait ne pas penser que tous gens Anglais sout stupides et parle seulement l'une langue.

Usted trata su hacer mejor a todos Ingleses parecen ignorante.

I think thats right my French and Spanish are not my first languages.

Answer 7

England is in foreign country

Answer 8

The force is not with them.