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Why Is s*x Like Riding A Bike?

by Guest33939  |  earlier

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1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.

2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.

3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.

4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.

5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.

6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.

7. It's best to have a soft place to land.

8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.

9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them.

10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.

11. Once you learn, you never forget how.

12. If you fall off get right back on.

13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.

14. Remember to signal before you change direction.

15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.

16. Sometimes it's nice to have a cushy seat.

17. Once you're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.

18. That's why some of them are called Mountin' Bikes.

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  1. hmmmm too true lol. star.


  2. Now, if you made this up, I give you props! If not, whoever did is pretty creative!

  3. Dude KIDS read these stuff.

  4. dipshit.

  5. Clever

  6. ha ha ha funny

    thanks for a laugh


  7. when ur done u throw it away and buy a new one

  8. Virgin

  9. wow s*x IS like a mountain bike.

  10. Gawd!

    Yes okay - quite funny.  say 7/10

  11. SOMEBODY is horny....

  12. lmaoo

  13. what richard said

  14. lmao this is so true hahaha but in future just remember kids on here read this stuff too!!! but i do agree with you s*x is like a riding a bike - lol you never for get how to do it again lol

    so i'll give you a 6/10 you lost points because you didn't think of the kids when you wrote this lol :))

  15. lmao dude thats hilarious

    and true at the same time

  16. I found it amusing... but it didn't really... make me go... fall off my chair from laughing... so.. i'll give it a 5.

  17. Haha loved it x*x very clever x*x

  18. ha ha looooooool can i hav best answer im a noob???????????????????plz

  19. Once you learn you never forget..You may get rusty though.

  20. Very good!

    I like it :)

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