Why am I cursed buy a bent fork?

Question

Every time I go out to eat. It doesn't matter where it is. A 5 star restaurant, or Denny's. Even a buffet in Las Vegas, or at Disneyland. You would think a places like that where they have thousands, and thousands of forks. I all ways get the one fork that is bent. You would think by now I would look at the fork first. But no, I wait for the food, and stick it in my mouth. That's when I realize it is bent. It is all ways one of the two inside prongs. One is all ways sticking up. I am now thinking of taking my own fork when I go out to eat. Why does this happen to me? Did I kill someone in a past life with a fork, and this is my punishment? Is this a sign of something bigger. Or am I just very unlucky with forks.

Answer 1

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok well, we will nvr know for sure

maybe u did kill someone

maybe someone killed you

maybe u shud watch out for forks

break the curse! when u get a bent fork, grab one tahts straight

oh! that mad me think of something...maybe ur g*y, no seriously, a bent fork isnt striahgt, maybe ur not either!...just saying...that probably cost me best answer...

Answer 2

Your looking for something that isn't really there, finding coincidences for some strange reason to feel special.  

Answer 3

Maybe you are Uri Geller

Answer 4

Hmmm... im not sure but that sounds pretty anoying, stupid forks! :)

Answer 5

Don't focus on it, cuz really it doesn't matter much.