Why am I liberal but after watching the Democrats tonight I'm confused?

Question

After watching many of those people tonight at the Democratic convention I would be uneasy if they were walking around in my neighborhood. What is happening to me?

Answer 1

Drink this magic potion.

When you wake up you will be Republican.

You will then notice a strange soreness and some rough new unclear memories, but the soreness will go away soon.

You will have a new affection for pachiderm art and stock brokers quoting pure economic ideas.

Answer 2

You're supposed to ignore everything they say and do and just blame everything on Bush.  You're starting to pay attention to issues; you might need shock therapy if this continues.

Answer 3

You don't kid anyone.  You're not a liberal.  You're just saying that to give your arguement more credibility.  The giveaway is that only extreme left-wingers actually call themselves "liberal".  Most of us are left-leaning centrists.  If you want to make a point, do it intelligently by addressing the issues instead of playing immature games of politics befit only of Carl Rove and all of his lying cronies.

Answer 4

Nothing is wrong with you.  It's our system.  You're confused because Democrats are really Republicans in sheep's clothing.

Vote for someone is for real and is not bought and paid for by big money.  Vote for Ralph Nader:

http://www.votenader.org/

Answer 5

You are becoming mature my son.

Answer 6

Uh you are suffering from transpolitical confusion. You need help. Perhaps you should check out the Libertarian party.

Answer 7

You are no more confused than the democrats themselves who are attending this circus.

Answer 8

As well you should be -the Dem party has changed A LOT in the past years -wouldn't be surprised in years to come you need to be a Minority in order to join or something similar..

Answer 9

Maturity.  It grows on you........

Answer 10

You're suffering from the Troll Virus that's been going around. It looks like it's spreading too.

First it made Republicans try to convince everyone they were Clinton supporters, now it's making them pretend they were liberals.

Answer 11

You are understanding that you have been played.  Look I'm a conservative but I have to tell you that there is only one Democrat left that actually believes in liberalism...Dennis K.   Everyone else speaks a lot but you can tell they truly don't care for the liberal causes....they just want your vote.

Answer 12

Congratulations! You're slowly coming to the light. Soon you will be anti-socialist. It's completely normal!

Answer 13

GLORY BE TO GOD YOU HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT