Why am I not remembered?

Question

Why am I not remembered like all the otehr founding fahters? At a meeting in 1774 I whispered to George Washington "Hey George, lets revolt" and he said "That sounds likea good idea wiremaxman!" Then he convinced congress that it was his idea, and then we revolted.

I told Thomas Jefferson to write the words "All men are created equal"

Then on Chirtmas night, 1776, I told George Washingotn we should cross the Deleware river and surpries the Hessians at Trenton. So we did and we won. But I got no credit for it. washington was given it all. At Yorktown, I talked Cornwallis int osurrenderuing.

After the war, I came up with the ideas of free speech, freedom of press, and the idea of freedom of religion.

After all I did, there is nothing in memory of me, nothign called wiremaxman lane, nothing nothig nothing!!! It is sooo unfair!!! I am a founding faather of the United States of America!!

Answer 1

You did not because then you would be John Locke, a European philosopher who wrote the book about mans equal rights (right to live, freedom of speech, land [ although later omitted from the Declaration of Independence due to the theory that they must pay to be on US soil). And MANY people who have taken a world class in high school have been introduced as to who John Locke was and what he stood for. That was Thomas Jeffersons part.

George Washington never said it was his idea, because it was already predecided if Britain did not comply they would revolt. AND the ideas of free speech and religion were thought of DURING the war, not after. AND the freedom of press was never introduced as means for a paparazzi, it was used to justify the means of asking a man a question hence pressing for the answer.... are u insane kid?

Answer 2

And I'm the creator of this world alltogether!

Answer 3

watch 1776

Answer 4

Uh huh, sure. This is either an extremely lame joke or someone is off their meds.

Answer 5

That's because your spelling sucks and you don't use spell check.

Answer 6

Im pretty sure Washington suprised the Hessians on CHristmas night not Chirtmas night, 1776, maybe the fact that you cant spell contributed to not being remebered

Answer 7

In that case your name would be Balls McGee, the man who didn't sign the Declaration because he had too many tacos the night before, and was stuck in the outhouse.