Why am I so s**y?!??!?

Question

Hey there friends. Here's the facts, I've recently split up with my partner and I've been feeling really down about it. She had just sort of left me and not explained why. so last night I went round to hers and asked her what the dizzle (deal) was. she told me she thought I was TOO s**y, and as a result felt intimidated by my good looks?!

here's a picture of me, girls and guys, please tell me how I can make myself a little less s**y.

http://home.comcast.net/~daworm10/WormPBR.JPG

Answer 1

yooooo

haha

LOLLLLLOOOLLLLOOLOLOLLOOOl

Answer 2

oh boy this is a hard question i have no idea!!!!!!! seriously.

Answer 3

Oh FISH! (not the word I intended to use) you think your WHAT?

Who knew the six would be 12 ounces and less?

d**n, now I KNOW there is something seriously wrong with this world.

Answer 4

ahahahahahahahahah your so funny

i shizzed in my pants

Answer 5

ur the person that made me smile today s**y =)

lolz you made me laugh so hard  

Answer 6

You could try showering.  That might work!

Answer 7

It's a toss up between the stained teeth and the umbrella in the beer can. You want to email me on the side? You are one s**y ******!

Answer 8

roflmao

Answer 9

there is just no way you can down your sexiness.

you could be wearing lime neon green tiger spandex and still look fly.

T-Dawg owowowowowt

Answer 10

LOL, that's soooooooo funny. Did you take a pic of your drunk friend at the bar and posted this as him? Thanks for the laugh.  

Answer 11

Nothing. There's no hope for you.

Answer 12

You're a stunner!!!

a real stud.

Can i have your number?

Don't try to make yourself less s**y, just find a girlfriend that will appreciate your incredible good looks.

Answer 13

lmaooooooooooooo

u mean how can u make ur self look MORE s**y?

ahahahah :]

Answer 14

lol that's great

Answer 15

I dont know..... you are just too s**y.......

Answer 16

blah

Answer 17

lol.. good headline question

Answer 18

Man after seeing your pic I don't think it's possible for you to be less s**y...I mean d**n I'm a guy and I might even do ya...lmfao  

Answer 19

ahahahaha someone thinks high of themselves dont they? try being a little less cocky :]

Answer 20

wowwwwwwww

Answer 21

u aint s**y  but what can make u s**y is to change ur face

p.s your funny (LOL, LOL, LOL,LOL)

Answer 22

ohhh hello....................... ;)

SEXAYYY!  

Answer 23

you're NOT s**y.  Maybe it was a joke.  Or maybe she thought you were, but I definitely don't.  How about you get a better attitude and stop being so conceited.

Answer 24

theres just no way brah,

youve got the curse of curves

xD

Answer 25

wow u are.. delicious ;)