Why am i goin for a #2 more often after drinking cider?

Question

I drank 3 pints of cider last nite n as u may hav gessed got high. i mean drunk. anyways i hav been for a dump about 4 tyms 2day. i havent got da runs or nuffink i just seem to be having a c**p more often. I noticed dis a while ago when i got p*ssed. why is dis?

Answer 1

Apple cider has lots of fiber in it, dude.  Keeps you regular!

Answer 2

i think the cider is digesting your food more quickly. hence you crapping every time. just s**t it all out. :D