Why am i much better at talking to girls when i drink brisk lemon ice tea??

Question

i swear whenever i drink this stuff i suddently can talk to any girl i want for a very long time without running out of things to say whats in that stuff?? serious question

Answer 1

Who cares, you'll be much more interesting to talk to all night than the ones who have been drinking long-island ice tea.....

The mojo in the drink doesn't matter - its the mojo in the man that counts

Answer 2

caution: brisk lemon ice tea may cause confidence xD

Answer 3

If you have enough Disney movies in your background, surely you remember the way the feather held in his trunk helped Dumbo the big-earred elephant to fly.   As others have pointed out, your choice of beverage will keep you cool, awake and coherent and a pleasant mild citrus scent on your breath..   For chatting up the girls, you could have far worse preconditions than those.

Hmm... as an experiment, we'll substitute a supply of fizzy coca-cola.    Oh dear, the loud burp from all that fizz is not attractive to the women at the party.    Next we'll try non-carbonated shots of tequila.   Uh-oh, slurring of speech and wandering hands are driving the women away, though you notice that the women at this trial's party are prettier than at the first 2 trials.   A tequila variation on the familiar beer goggles effect.

Note too that the women attracted to those frosty cans of iced tea bulging in your jacket pockets are probably not the same women as the ones attracted to, say, a beer bong on your baseball cap.

If you can get the funding, we could conduct a trial or 2 testing this theory each weekend for the rest of the semester, but  I think you'd be smart to be happy with your own findings since they certainly sound to be good results.

Please remember to think green and recycle all those empty cans by the end of the party.

Answer 4

may be it in you head

Answer 5

caffeine & sugar. the two old, old ways that the big companies keep us addicted-blurey