Why are Jamaicans jealous of Caymanians?

Question

Is it because people of Grand Caymans have a higher standard of living? or because there are more opportunities in Cayman than in Jamaica? Is it because the economy of Cayman is better than the crumbling economy of Jamaica?

Answer 1

Yuh a real F*&^$N ediat,a weh yuh come from a wha yuh hear seh ,a wha you fah.If anybody Jealous yuh know seh a unuh.Cayman is Nowhwere we just over there because is a place we can mek some money.We go anywhere the money is,so don't feel special,we don't like Cayman cause unuh tink unuh better than we and unuh know seh we better than unuh and anything we do we come out the best over every country in the caribbean.So in true Jamaican courtesy GO SUCK YUH MA.

Answer 2

Who said we were jealous of caymanians?

Answer 3

Maybe because our Director of Tourism does not write apologies to homosexual men who get arrested for PDA in our country.

We are also jealous because you get very high paying jobs fresh outta high school and sit there doing nothing while we have to work hard for our money.

Most of all we are jealous because in your local bookstores we are the only ones who you can find in there.

We are also jealous that all your jobs will eventually go to expatriates because all you do is sit on your lazy asses and do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

We turn GREEN at the fact that you guys have NO SENSE OF IDENTITY  and all your nationals are DYING  to associate with a place that has some culture even. I have met many Caymanians who claim to be Jamaican to the bone. You people have no real culture and you know it.

It hat we seh a ongle river *** dung ova yah and a no di entire sea like unnu inna hurricane ivan.

We are jealous of that.

N.B. Jamaicans are not corrupting your silly little island. I know for a fact that most people in your prisons are CAYMANIAN and not yardies.

Answer 4

Woooiiieee!! Jo-D, a tru Jamaican dat!!!

Answer 5

If anybody jealous of anybody, is CAYMANIANS jealous of us Jamaicans. We have too much things a gwaaan fi us. Whose music is mostly listened to by caymanians? Does Cayman even have a genre of music that originated there? hmmmm....

I have family that live there and they can't wait until holidays to experience the real good Jamaican feeling.....a feeling they cant get in CAYMAN. What makes u think that there are better opportunities in cayman....are your universities more accredited than ours.....no! (thats if u even have 1.....never heard of any) now Mr. YO does that make u in anyway shape or form better than us?  I think not.

Get off your high horse Mr. yo. It seems u  have a knot up your ......thats another story

Answer 6

Eh eh, wen me hear kaka ah taak me juss f**t.

fuss of all caymans ah one type ah aligator dung ah sout america.

Now how in de name ah de lord, can yuh tink dat sensible, bright, edukated, beautiful, good singing, good dancing, bess cooking, faases running, God fearin people fi jealous ah rass aligator.

Poor Yo Yo de hot son ah parch yuh brain, yuh fool nuh rass

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Yes Professor, we sorry fi maaga daag, maaga daag tun roun ah try bite we.

Answer 7

Yo my youth mek mi tell ya something !

Ya bright and fasty e !

First off Cayman a small island, you can drive around the island in 2 hours, Jamaica help ya when Ivan come and l**k down ya likkle island.

Jamaica is a rich island !

Ya ever hear somebody seh dem a go pon vacation or wah go live a Cayman ?

No a Jamaica di ting set !

Jamaica dun set fi di tourist dem !

People a married a Jamaica.

People wah live a Jamaica.

Anybody ever say dem wah live a Cayman ? No !

What kinda music Cayman have ?

None ! To rassclat !

Jamaica have Reggae, Bob Marley and all the hottest deejays and singers. We have Junko Kudo, Mad Michelle ! Junko Kudo a Japanese dancehall queen weh love Jamaica ! Jamaican music hot in Japan.

A weh uno have pon Jamaica ?

Nothing ! So go si dun one side.

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Answer 8

WAH DI BAXIDE DO U RASSSSSS. U TOO d**n BRIGHT

WHO DI h**l IS CAYMAN !!!!!!!ANYBODY KNOW WHE DAT DEH U FIGET SEH A WE DID HELP UNUH OUT WHEN IVAN DI WASH UNUH WHE ALL COFFIN DID A FLOAT BESIDE HOUSE TO RHAAAAATID WHO DI h**l JEALOUS A DAT. JAMAICAN PEOPLE JAMAICAN DOCTORS NURSES AND MOST OF ALL TEACHERS GO CAYMAN AND HELPED MAKE IT WAT IS TODAY!! DO U KNOW HOW MANY OF UR PEOPLE WISH THEY WERE JAMAICANS.I KNOW A HANDFULL!!!! the only reason cayman seems to be doing better economically is because u so small u can drive round di whola cayman in like 2 hours. who is independent??????Jamaica we nah sponge pon NOBODY pounds fi mek we currency bigger anyways mek ansa a nex question before me get more cross hangry miserable pon u rasssssss

Answer 9

I wonder why Cayman refuse to be independent? They have no identity to distinguish themselves from others, no culture, they are not popular like Jamaicans. Everyone on that island knows everyone business. You can drive around that island in 2 hours. I am telling you, people on that island must live a boring life because they are no attraction, nothing to do on that island.

Oh yea and that visa requirement to go on your dumb island, forget about it. It is not worth it. I am a American-Jamaican so I dont need to go on your dumb island for anything.

Just remember who use to govern your dumb island back in the days. Yes it was poor little Jamaica you ungrateful idiot.

Answer 10

but a wah di rass mi a read yah so how jamaicans fi jealous ova caymanians every body tryin to be Jamaicans. No body nuh have nothing over we. I really dont think you serious a backside. No Weh no betta than the great Island of Jamaica Wey thousands come and go every year with goods tings to sey. But yuh renk mek yuh nuh talk bout how Jamaicans help unnu when ivan mash up unno bahind a fiwi people dem mek unno tan so when caymanians have fi show sey a deh so it come from please tell mi mi a wait.  Jamaicans haffi come fix up you island wey likkle nuh Rassss wey help fix you country up because unnu nuh have no trade and nuh sense.you know wah mek mi move along cause dis a get mi bringle very bringle. hey hey a wah dis man guh chuck off inna yuh sea mek sinting nyam yuh have you eva visit the WONDERFUL island of jamaica if yuh have check it out and mek sure sey yuh check yuhself before yuh wreck yuhself. yuh zimmi