Why are brownies brown and whoever thought of the name couldn't think of anything more sophicated?

Question

brownies are unique. they have a unique taste. they are not getting the respect they deserve by calling them just plain and simple "brownies". How can I get a bill in the white house to change the name

Answer 1

Your name is thong girl. You want to put a BILL through the white house saying that brownies should be named something more "sophicated". Sorry, but special brownies aren't sophisticated. They're something thong girls eat. Thumb me down, I don't care. But I really hate stupid people. hey, shoot me, it's a weakness.

Answer 2

Chocolate Squares  then.

The way to  give them a good name would be to call them White House Chocolates  and put up an advertisment saying that they are a national favourite. The next step could be to appeal to the desire to make money . You just set up your own special chocolate shop with a special white and brown chocolate a picture of a White House on a rectangular box and it is done. The idea is you find a kiosk which you can rent with a loan then get the name changed through selling them as a tourist attraction at the kiosk once Health Inspectors approve your place like they do with oher food places.

Answer 3

I bet oranges give you fits.

Answer 4

Brownies are brown because they're made with cocoa.  People are lazy.

Run for Senate.  Someone would probably filibuster that, though.

Answer 5

Yes, let's chance them to t**d Fudge.

Answer 6

And we wonder WHY America is becoming a second rate nation.  Priorities people!

Answer 7

Call congress. They will love your idea. After all the only concerns congress have at the moment is whether some

washed up baseball player took hgh and a b-12 shot so give them something really important to do.

Answer 8

no offense, but since your topic is such a minor problem and will not greatly affect the population as a whole, unless you have connections, then you petition for the name change will be immediately discarded as junk, even if it were to get through. If you would want even a remote chance of changing this, then you would have to garner a LOT of signatures.

But to answer you color question from a scientifically viewpoint, you brownies are the color brown because they absorb all colors except brown, it reflects it in a form of light which you eye picks up and perceives as a color- brown.

Answer 9

call hillary, she will do anything for a vote

Answer 10

I think your thong is on too tight...

Oh, and just to make this qualify as an answer... to get it to the White House, it first needs to get through both houses of Congress.  The link below explains the process, hopefully in a manner you can understand.