Why are feminists out to get me?

Question

I just got a notice in the mail that my electricity is going to be cut off because I haven't paid the bill in two months.

Why are the feminists at the electric company doing this? I know they are feminists, because when I call to talk to them and tell them to not cut off my power, they are always women.

Why do the feminists want to cut off my power, and why have they taken all the phone jobs at the power company?

Answer 1

In your very wet dreams, buddy. Take your pills and put on your aluminium foil hat so they won't steal electrical power from your brainwaves.

Answer 2

Obvious femme-troll is obvious.

Answer 3

You were selected by the annual feminists' at the electric company's lottery for termination.  Sorry!

Answer 4

Calm down and take a Protrog.  New anti-trolling meds that work great.

Answer 5

It gave me a chuckle.

Answer 6

Unoriginal femme-troll.

Answer 7

Yeah, it's a troll. Nice try. ♥ ∞

Answer 8

I see this as more satire than trolling.

Answer 9

Hilarious.

Answer 10

haha

Maybe because you are a loser who is too poor and too lazy to pay the bill.