Why are garaffes afraid of heights?

Question

Why are garaffes afraid of heights?

Answer 1

now who told u that ur crazy u think elephants r afraid of diets or monkeys r afraid of barrels full of monkeys now back to them longnecks with 4 legs why u think they r afraid of heights

Answer 2

and the followup question: "what color do Smurfs turn when they are choked?"

Answer 3

because when they're up somewhere kinda high, it's stretched out of proportion by how tall their necks are.

Answer 4

Are they? I didn't realize they were, every time they reach for those leaves to eat, they must be scared for their life, and tell themselves to not look down. ....

Sorry to be snarky, (it's a real word)

google it, plus Dane Cook....anyways

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Answer 5

cause they are communist

Answer 6

That's very deep, Mr. Andy

Answer 7

because they are already tall enough.

Answer 8

yep, that pretty much sums it up.

Answer 9

Giraffes do not climb