Why are garden gnomes evil?

Question

Why are garden gnomes evil?

Answer 1

because they got picked on in high school

Answer 2

Because they pretend to be standing still in your garden, but as soon as you are looking in another direction, they make faces at you, really nasty faces, and they throw curses at you! The more you pass them, the more angry they get! Sometimes they get so infuriated and frustrated that they finish all of your peanut butter while you sleep so there are none left in the morning to have for breakfast. The little b******s.  

This is of course all due to the fact that garden gnomes have no sexual organs, so they cannot reproduce. Let alone have a ****.

Answer 3

my partner says, as far as she knows.there not evil.and i agree!the more,the merrier.have fun!!

Answer 4

Anna is absolutely right. I've seen them acting like arseholes in the garden over the road. They are so sexually frustrated that, well i can't print that type of thing here, but suffice to say the cat won't go anywhere near them anymore! Know what i mean?

Answer 5

I HATE GNOMES!!!

I can never understand why so many people in Europe have those ugly things in their garden!