Why are people in glasgow so unhappy?

Question

Why are people in glasgow so unhappy?

Answer 1

You've obviously never been there - run down grimy tenement blocks, drugs, poor food - and does anyone know how it ever got to be City of Culture - it didn't work, did it!

Answer 2

Because they are scottish? Lol do you know chen tai chi and yang tai chi?  

Answer 3

Because I moved out and came to live here.

Answer 4

I disagree.

I live in Edinburgh but i have more friends in Glasgow. The weegies are total banter! There's no more unhappy people there than there is in other places, the difference is they probably don't try to mask it with fake enthusiasm.

I'm moving there next year :)  

Answer 5

I think it's because they went into KFC,the place is a dirty sh*t hole.aye a um fae scoatlin an a went in there last week nearly made me boke.

Answer 6

Have you seen the place - it's awful!

Answer 7

A haggis goes into a pub and orders up a bottle of the best whisky.

“You’re looking awfy smug wae yerself,” says the barman.

“Aye,” says the haggis, “Ah’ve jist been sewing ma wild oats.”

Answer 8

The best place to live in Glasgow is on the road to Edinburgh!

Answer 9

Who says we are unhappy? I am happy as can be on the south side of Glasgow and yes we can afford computers.

Answer 10

they dont want to live there? i dont know ask them lol

Answer 11

because of the deep fried mars bars

Answer 12

Who says they are ??

They have a fantastic sense of humour up there.

Answer 13

I live 45 minutes from Glasgow and I find them very happy and friendly any time I go over to Glasgow.

Us Scots are a true cheery nation, where else would you be greeted with this:

Come in, Come in

It's nice tae see ye

How's yersel?

You're lookin grand

Tak yer ease

We'll try tae please ye

Man yer welcome

Here's ma hand

Answer 14

Watch Still Game, then youll find out why!