Why are some questions deemed ridiculous to those who think they know everything about bikes?

Question

i realise tons of people out here in Yahooland have no sense of humor or wit, how bout you???

Answer 1

Yep, that's me. A humorless knowitalljackass.

AKA "Stoneface" (was actually a nickname, blame the ex).

Answer 2

i have no sence of ha-ha myself,and i find your questions despicable,thats why i never answer them.

i think youve been laying in your soiled depends for far too long,take a double dose of your stool softener and blast them off.

and remember this in the future,you're supposed to take the old ones off before you put the fresh ones on.

Answer 3

i may not know everything about bikes... but I know my **** sure hurt from laying on the gas tank on mine!

LOL

Answer 4

Well.... we're here to answer questions, not necessarily put up with some peoples' idea of humor. Yes, it's okay to be funny on here sometimes, but when all certain people do is ask stupid, pointless, time-wasting questions, it gets old. If they want to be funny, then they should go start a humorous blog, and go be as funny as they want to be! If they want answers to questions, then ask a thoughtful question here, not just spew a few words to make people respond. See the difference??????

Answer 5

This question is ridiculous!!!

Answer 6

the same reason other questions are deemed ridiculous becuase people think they know everything about that subject...

they want/need to put themselves above 'the average person'.....

it matters not whether that person did indeed ask that question when they first started learning... all that matters is that THEY now know it... and 'everyone should know it'...

it's pretty hard to find logic in people like that.... in my opinion, that's why they're not liked that much... humanity has this way of prefering logic over the unexplainable... subconsciencly they don't like that person because he isn't logical... he's unpredictable... etc...

personally, aside from instances where the statment is true (unbelievably i have had questions asked of me that, indeed EVERYONE should know..... and i was taken back by it... wondering if they were being sarcastic or really THAT retarded... think of a college graduate walking up to you and wondering why ships don't fall off the face of the earth when they reach the edge.... i mean that RETARDED) i always offer my knowledge... we all started somewhere... now when i get mad i may vent on you and use that as excuse

(for instance 'a dumb noob using explosives in a FPS'... because those are noob tactics, those are for when you can't fire a bullet accurately... but we all were there at one point or another... so aside from venting frustration, i don't look down on people for doing it...)

Answer 7

I don't know but while were off the subject, are octopus's(octopi?) left handed or right handed?

Answer 8

I don't know EVERYTHING!  I need to adjust my valves on my mb5 but can't find them.  I think i have a rod knock in my re5 suzuki.  I think my Harley is worth 30k.

please help.