Why are stinky farts generally warmer and quieter than regular farts?

Question

I mean I always know that when I couldn't hear my f**t that everyone will be able to smell it and its gonna be bad.

But when they are loud there is usually no smell at all.

And it also seems that they are warmer and smoother than other farts.

Answer 1

Hmm . . . and why would you want to know this? ;D

Answer 2

So now farts are mythological?

Well, it's true some are legendary.

Has this actually been researched?

Answer 3

who cares

Answer 4

All I have to say about this is: EWWW!

Answer 5

Because they come out slower and gentler, this gives them more time to absorb the scent

Answer 6

The p**p is what makes it stink and that's why they are quieter, because the p**p is decreasing airflow. p**p is also what makes it feel warmer. So if its ever the case that your f**t stinks, then go p**p.

Answer 7

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Answer 8

I have no idea. Pretty interesting question though! LOL

Answer 9

Because there is more total poo content in the silent but deadlies.

Or, there is more TPC in SBDs, for short.

Just make sure you warn a brother  :)

Answer 10

Very interesting.   All my farts stink really bad, especially the ones that have a squealing sound.

Answer 11

Sounds doesn't travel as well when the f**t is wet.