Why are the nasty Atheist Evilutionists asking awkward Questions in R&S?

Question

Why are you questioning the validity of my Tin Foil HAt when deep down you know it Created the Universe!!!!!!

Repent, Repent!!

And for this week only buy one Genuine Cat in the Tin Foil HAt, Tin Foil HAt and get a second ABSOLUTLY FREE!!!!!

BUT THATS NOT ALL YOU"LL RECIEVE a Genuine Inflatable GEORGE w BUSH!!!

Imagine the envy of all your friends whe you introduce them to your inflatable GEORGE!!

As d**k Chaney says, "I never leave the house without my inflatable George! Thanks Cat in the Tin Foil HAt you've made my year!!"

And Al Gore says, " At last!! I can do to my Inflatable George what he did to me in the 2000 election!!! Thanks Cat in the tin Foil HAt my life now has purpose again!!!"

Just Email the Cat in the Tin Foil HAt and Mr Jingles will do the rest!!!

$9.95 plus postage

Answer 1

I'm looking forward to going to the "great litter box in the sky."

Answer 2

Do we get to choose between the pre or post cocaine Geoorge W. I mean he was sort of s**y when he was just a politician before his coke days. He is just looking old lately.

Answer 3

Hello Mr. Cat in the Tin Foil HAt, I'm one of your biggest fans and most loyal customers.

I would just like to tell everyone that, the Cat in the Tin Foil HAt has changed my life with his incredible products. The George W. Bush inflatable doll attracts so many women, I gave away my dog because he just wasn't cutting it anymore, way to go CinTH!!!

And the normal price for all of these wonderful products is valued at 39.95 but you won't even pay 29.95, the limited time price of this amazing product is just 9.95!!!!

BuY iT!~!~!~!~!

Answer 4

We ask those awkward questions for Phun and Prophet.

Answer 5

I gotta have one of those. My neighbors or already jealous of me cus I'm so darn s**y but if I had one of those very attractive tim foil hats and a GwB inflatable I could be a super star.  

Answer 6

Make it $29.95 plus postage.

Answer 7

I know that you're trying to be humorous, and I appreciate the effort.

Unfortunately, I'm not laughing.

Visit the late, great George Carlin on You Tube and get some pointers on how to be sarcastically funny and funnily irreverent. Just a suggestion.