Little Johnny and his mother were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.
Little Johnny (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told Johnny to ask the stewardess.
So Little Johnny dutifully asked the stewardess, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"
Little Johnny admitted that she did.
"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Now, let your mother explain that to you."
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