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Why are there no baby planes?

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Little Johnny and his mother were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.

Little Johnny (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told Johnny to ask the stewardess.

So Little Johnny dutifully asked the stewardess, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"

Little Johnny admitted that she did.

"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Now, let your mother explain that to you."

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  1. Are you asking a question cause you don't get it? Cause if you don't its because SouthWest, is the p***s, that's why they don't have baby planes, if not, that was a funny joke


  2. he he for once li'l johnny was silenced....

  3. haha lmao :-)

  4. ha.ha.

  5. lmao. you kinda know where it is going with little johnny but i stil love 'em :)

  6. Hahaha!! lmfao, this was hilarious!! Thx for the laugh as always!

  7. hahahaha!!!

    hilarious!

  8. lol i dont get it but lol d oder peeps are laughin

  9. Very good.

  10. Very funny, good joke.

  11. OMG I LUV IT, ITS SO FUNNY

  12. ha lol

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