Why are there psychic spoon benders, but no spoon straighteners?

Question

Why are there psychic spoon benders, but no spoon straighteners?

Answer 1

What do you mean there are no spoon straighteners??? Who do you think makes your cutlery?

Answer 2

It leads one to believe that psychics have issues with cutlery. I think it stems from the teenage year when thier latent talents are manifesting and they are trying to date.

Imagine if you will, your a teenager. You take a girl out to dinner, expecting to get some booty afterwards. You order the soup and are about to take a bite. Suddenly you here her thoughts, and she is saying "I hope this guy isn't expecting me to put out." Then the spoon goes limp and the soup goes all over your pants. Very embarrassing. It could turn someone against spoons for life.

Thats my theory anyway.

Answer 3

There are, they are in the same psychic department as the people who mend fairy wings and I heard theres also a  branch that deals with Quantum anti-poo cases. =D

Answer 4

Since you don't understand what happens to the metal when the spoon is bent, it would be pointless to go into that much detail in this forum.

Bet you didn't know that a true spoon bender could 'lock' the spoon to keep it from being unbent without breaking, even by himself?

The answer is it can be done, it requires far more precision to rectify bent spoon than to bend one. Most keep them as trophies as I do.

Answer 5

Most spoons are straight so the spoon bender is the logical choice.

Answer 6

Better yet.. David Copperfield proved he could actually make himself disappear. I have not heard about this guy in a long time. Maybe he is now only 10 years old.. since he owns the island with the fountain of youth and all???

Answer 7

Simple,it would render the spoons worthless.A Uri Geller bent spoon can go for up to $19.99+S&H.I've seen the advertisment on PTV.The first 50 buyers get their watches fixed over the phone.It's a recording but it's free.

Answer 8

And why only objects that can be easily bent with hands.  Why not heftier objects, like hubcaps?

Answer 9

true, do they employ non phycic shmucks to straighten all those spoons with their HANDS!!!

Answer 10

it shows that  human beings are lazy

Answer 11

For the same reason that Yuri Geller is a fraud.

Answer 12

A fraud by any name STINKS!