Why are we here on this earth?

Question

and why do I always get wedgies when I eat cheese? Is this a sign from the people beyond? I have also constructed a special radio station for other planets, but my recpetion is bad. I was wonderinhg if anyone else was having this problem and if they knew how to fix it. Thanks ^^

Answer 1

There is the wrong place only aethists get on here...

Answer 2

WE ARE HERE TO BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY.

Answer 3

Loser. Who has time to do all that sh**?

Answer 4

The cheese thing I can't help you with because I get the wedgies with potato chips. The radio station though is probably an easy fix. You need to develop a satellite dish array for broadcasting and receiving. Hook it up to an old CB. You'll be surprised!

Why are we here on Earth...

To provide interstellar entertainment by the use of the Citizens' Band radio service.

The show must go on!

Answer 5

wow...there is absolutely so link between your 4 questions

you made me laugh though

Answer 6

WTF?!? are u serious?

Answer 7

we are on this earth to kill each other and bang each other...wanna bang?

Answer 8

The answer is 42.

Answer 9

We are on this Earth because we are the main feature of an intergalactic reality TV series that we are not aware of (or off south park). That and heaven is out of room (unless you die a good... whatever you are - turns out all religions are right).

You get weggies when you eat cheese because cheese makes you gassy and you squeeze your "checks" together while in public so you don't produce embaracing sounds or smells. This action produces weggie. That and consider wearing something other than a thong.

It is a sign from the people beyond. They are telling you - stick to feda cheese. And you won't develope f***y floss when you eat cheese.

Your special radio station for other planets is getting bad reception because you are using an analog system. The rest of the universe has gone digital.

I had this problem too. I had to purchase a singularity graviton/tachyon emitter with a delux polaron anti-matter convertion box. It was on ebay for 37 dollars, plus tax.

But it was the only one they had.

PS: I DON'T pay taxes... does that mean I'm about to die?

Answer 10

no life is on other planets so sell your radio reciever on ebay, and buy some science books with the money. after you read about  our solar system, and about the universe, you will realize what a waste of time that was.

we are here on earth, as another person so poignantly put it, we are here on earth the pay taxes and then to die.

Answer 11

because god put us here so he could call something his own

Answer 12

Well, I'm here to answer questions and watch youtube.

your here to get wedgies when you eat cheese. I know, its a hard job, but SOMEONE has to do it!

Answer 13

Okay there is seriously something wrong with your head.

Answer 14

What kind of question is that.

Answer 15

we here to die that is why and all you can do is pray if you believe in god and then you will go to heaven if you got a good heart

Answer 16

Why are we here on this earth?

our  parents were horny and didn't use protection that's why

Answer 17

HAHAHAH :P that is funny

Answer 18

a radio station for other planets>>> WOW

Answer 19

To love each other....and the problem with the wedgie...I'd stop eating cheese altogether. Try Veggie Cheese :-)

Answer 20

To pay taxes and then die.

Answer 21

You made me smile. I was about to get all philosophical, but I see now.

I'm not sure.

Answer 22

Haven't you know? Oh... OK! Here's Why. God sent us on earth coz he want someone to take care of the other things he made. BUT the people didn't raeliza how hard GOD do to create us, so, if you have faith in GOD, please be one of the GOOD people GOD has sent

Answer 23

you are extraordinarily weird.

and i'm not going to answer you're question.

P.S. get some bigger panties. <3