Why are we using our troops to defend the Helmans province in Afghanistan, Is mayonaise really that important?

Question

It's good, but is it worth dying for? Aren't we more of a ketchup and brown sauce nation anyway?

Answer 1

Rich white men who control everything love mayonaise, so they send the poor to fight for their favorite condiment.

If white America could curb its addiction to mayonaise, through conservation, utilizing alternate sources of condiments (hot sauce, or mustard, etc) then we may be able to eliminate our dependancy on foreign mayonaise.

If every caucasian could use just one tsp of mayonaise per sandwhich, we could be free of foreign mayonaise by 2025, and middle eastern orginazations like OMEC would lose their stranglehold on this great nation!

Answer 2

I like it!

Answer 3

well to be honest, in some ways we are limited with tomato and brown sauce, mayo is more flexible and willing to spread itself around a bit. egg with tomato sauce is a no no, tuna with tomato sauce is a no no, we need mayo

Answer 4

It's like everyone always dissing the RAC in Northern Ireland. Why do they use a breakdown service as a police force anyway?

Answer 5

what is the connection between mayonnaise and  and defending helmand province?!!

Answer 6

I say save our mayo, for Bacon is lost without it!  

Answer 7

Yes it is, have you ever eaten salad without any mayo, Its disgusting

Answer 8

good grounds for testing weapons whose shelf life has expired  

Answer 9

We need mayo for our BLTS!!!

Answer 10

I think it has to do more with territorial security than a product. Look at all the area we defend now, and the poppy crops are still being harvested. I would rather defend mayonnaise than heroin,

Answer 11

h**l yes its that important

Answer 12

The mayo poppies only grow there.The miracle whip mines are safe though.