Why are women of immense girth attracted to unicorns?

Question

Next to matter can neither be created or destroyed, this seems to be one of those universal truths. Why is it that fat girls, especially in those color guard, gravitate towards these mythological beasts?

Answer 1

since unicorn are mythological and therefore should have superstrength, and as animal cruetly inspectors would come for a regular horse, unicorns are the only thing they can even imagine riding

Answer 2

Unicorns like virgins so it only figures that virgins would like unicorns.

Answer 3

What a question..it's not just "fat" girls, why would you think that. And as to why women are attracted to unicorns, it's because of the beauty, majesty, and mystery surrounding them.  Also, in most stories the unicorn comes to the women, and the thought that and animal would approach us is attractive.

Answer 4

because they believe they aren't fat so we know they are already in there own dream world so it only seems natural for them to like something as unreal as them being cute