Why are you not at work today?

Question

Why are you not at work today?

Answer 1

I'm at work, grave yard 11pm to 8am but after that don't have to be to work until 11pm sunday.  woot woot!

Answer 2

I am, I work from home...

Answer 3

im still on my summer hols :)

Answer 4

because i dont have a job.

Answer 5

I am at work :D

Answer 6

I,m on late shift, going to work at 12:30

Answer 7

Been sick for the past 2 weeks

Answer 8

huh....i was...i finished early..... put that in yer pipe an smoke it!!

Answer 9

because ive been working nearly all night,!!

Answer 10

i am also at work, so lets not make any rash assumptions eh?

Answer 11

because I am a bum

Answer 12

i am a housewife...and i'm having a tea break

Answer 13

I am ,but are u?

Answer 14

Because it was my birthday on Wednesday so we took the week off to do our own thing :-)  

We have managed to dodge the rain so far (better than at the wedding we attended on Saturday anyway!)

Off to Kew Gardens in a minute to see the rest of the bits we didn't manage to get around when we went in June!

Answer 15

I am ... muhahaha

Answer 16

NITS!

Not really, im not working as I am a 15 year old child in his summer holidays.

Answer 17

I got fired.

FYI - if you live in (or around) Leeds, West Yorkshire; DON'T go to the HiFi club, EVER!! They fired me for no reason other than I was the last person to be employed. I am bitter and twisted, as you can see. Boycott boycott boycott!

Plus, they have rats behind the bar. Ewww!

Answer 18

I'm still studying... and it's postgrad so NO LECTURES...WOO-HOO!!! but yeah...self-discipline can be difficult... why am i on YA?!?!?!?!?!

Answer 19

I am working!  Just not as hard as I should be!

Answer 20

I don't go into the office on Fridays - all my work is either already done or can be done from home.

Answer 21

Second day of retirement, I will never need to work again!!!!!!!!

Answer 22

I`m retired so stay at home. mind you hoovering dusting,washing, cooking,cleaning it`s harder than working.

Answer 23

I am at work. I'm a software developer with unrestricted internet access in the workplace. When I get bored, which is pretty much a two hourly occurrence, I check out websites like this or mess about in the virtual reality world of Second Life.

Simple are my pleasures indeed...