Why aren't they called WAL-MARTIANS?

Question

The aliens work at Wal-Mart they are wal-martians. Who else could live on what the pay?

Answer 1

I do just fine thank you

Answer 2

Sure, they'll work for Wal*Mart for nothing. Do you know why?

THEY WANT OUR WOMEN!

They meet lots of women customers and other Wal*mart employees. No one worries for a long time if they don't come home, because Wal*mart is so crowded. After they do, it's HARD to say what happened - if they were abducted by a strange guy in a trenchcoat, ran away on their own, or if they were beamed up by a flying saucer.

Answer 3

Huh. Good question.

Answer 4

I don't know. How about you give it a try? Give me the results.