Why aren't we running with the bulls?

Question

With my knees they would run me over no problem.

Answer 1

If you follow the stock market like I do, trust me, we're running with the bulls baby, we are running with the bulls !!!

Answer 2

Pamplona's running of the bulls gained popularity worldwide by author Ernest Hemingway's " The Sun Also Rises".  

The running the bulls started out as something that was actually quite practical: it was simply the most efficient way to move the animals through town to sell at market.

A few years ago we were there to see it for ourselves and one of my best friends got "swept away" and was pierced by a bull and trampled by several others.  

He ended up hospitalized there for 4 months before he could fly home to the United States and receive additional treatment.  

It was a life changing experience and one that I would say is better off being seen than part of.  The actual run only lasted for about three minutes and that changed his life forever.  

I just do not understand why people even try that.  

I think no matter how bad your knees are, you are better off watching it....if not in person than on TV.

Answer 3

I'm at work.  I have to run with the bull****.

Answer 4

Most American men are too fat. Besides, PETA would have a fit. Somehow I don't think running with the tofu would attract as much of a crowd.

Answer 5

Because I am leading them with my ENABLERs.....Jewish jokes and Bush jokes