Why can't I insure myself against the end of the world?

Question

All the insurance companies I've been to - laughed at me and told me to leave! WHY???

Answer 1

That isn't like any insurance company I've ever heard of.  All the ones I know of would gladly insure you.  Heck, I will insure you....for only $5!!!  

if the world ends, I'll send you 2 million to make up for it.

Answer 2

dont worry when jesus comes back they wont be raptured they will be in the lake of fire

Answer 3

I think that they must be taking pity on you since it is very easy money.

However, if you were serious, I would have to agree with you - why ever would someone not be prepared to accept such an insurance risk for an agreed premium?

Perhaps it is not permissible under the terms of the Financial Services Act, so the nanny state is protecting you from yourself - booooh!

Answer 4

You should be talking to the church, not an insurance company.

From what i've been told, the Church offers a pretty sweet deal.

For only a few hours of your time every Sunday morning, you can be insured against an eternity in h**l.

Answer 5

And how would you collect once the world had ended?

Answer 6

we can't insure you for something we know that will happen.

we can only insure you for accidents.

and we also can't insure you for catastophic events....

the end of the world will be a catastophic event...

sorry!

Answer 7

There would be no paying agencies left after the end of the world, nor would you be around to collect.  You are lucky they just laughed at you instead of being derisive for wasting their time.

Answer 8

I agree with one of the previous posters.......IT'S CALLED CHURCH! LOL!

Answer 9

You can't insure something that already happened years and years ago.

Answer 10

Ummm, because if that were the case they would be insuring the world not you....

Answer 11

Homosexuality is the answer.

Answer 12

You can but good luck collecting on it.