Why can't I make an article about verbally abusive mangos on Wikipedia?

Question

I spent like a million years trying to create this article, citing the history, drug-use, numerous verifiable accounts of verbal abuse amongst mangos and the sociopath tendencies that often lead to these things, and they deleted! Why won't they let me make it?

Answer 1

The mangoes are in control of the media... o_O ssh... they're watching us... they're everywhere...

Answer 2

you're a waste of your daddy's sperm and your mommy's ovaries

Answer 3

Because your research was obviously bad.  Anybody who has spent any time around mangoes knows that they are never verbally abusive.  They never have been and never will be.  I have spent a lot of time around many many different mangoes and I can honestly say that I have never met a mango that I didn't like.  Your biased opinions about mangoes is unwarranted and says a lot about your character.  Shame!  Shame!

Answer 4

idk, i guess people don't realize how abused they get...

poor mangoes, may they rest in 'piece'

Answer 5

The Mangoes were offended and made wikipedia take it off.  

Answer 6

A million years! Wow, you're old!

Answer 7

Ummmmm............ How about studying psychopathic bananas, that is more understandable...

Answer 8

Wiki's afraid of those mangoes.  

Answer 9

Uhhhh.......

Answer 10

I think it may be the same reason why I was prevented from entering my article on mentally scarred tuna fish: pure ridiculousness.

:)

x

Answer 11

no idea