Why can't the Democrats see this , even a child does?

Question

I asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

'Wow...what a worthy goal,' I told her, 'You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.'

She thought that over for a few seconds while her Mom glared at me, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'

I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'

Her folks still aren't talking to me.

Answer 1

LOL! out of the mouths of babes! :)

Answer 2

Ha! love the story, the Dem's live in a fantasy land,apparently to them  we are in a great depression like its the end of the world,and only they can save us. yes gas prices are high they were gonna get that way anyway since the great bill clinton rejected proposals to drill for our own oil instead lets keep buying it from people who hate us.and another note clinton had a chance to take out bin laden and didn't! and we know what happened.and of course lets raise some taxes it wont be for the majority of us though just the people that employ us.they have it all thought out, independent energy without drilling or nuclear,have lunch with terrorist leaders,raise taxes on businesses to make our economy better and create jobs,make those welfare checks fatter,and of course health care for all doesn't even matter if ur a citizen,that's what i call a great plan for success,HA! for all of our sake lets hope they don't get back the white house.

Answer 3

Yeah! And also what about having Exxon start working off ALL of those tax differments that oil companies have been receiving for decades? Cause h**l if we're going to make everybody pull their own weight around here it means everybody. By the way that homeless guy is on the street for a reason. Back in the old days we had facilities to treat our mentally ill ( you know cuz it was the humane thing to do ) but one of those great Repubs, I belive Nixon was his name-o cut out the funding. Do reallly believe that homeless people are livin' it up on your tax dollars or do you think just maybe the real party is at the Halliburton, Carlisle, KBR christmas party?

Answer 4

thats so mean! the reason that her parents arent talkin to u is because all that work from the little girl is getting wasted on some bogan!

child labour!

Answer 5

you make no sense to me, there are more to a homeless person than needing work.  what about health care, shelter, food and clothing.  do you think they can pay for all of those things with $50.00 bucks?  we need someone that can put a program in place to help these people.  as far as your answer,  hire you a gardener and pay them $250.00 dollars. you Republicans are something else....

Answer 6

Old joke, bad joke.  The way i heard it was that you told the little girl that she shouldn't bother with the homeless, let them die.  Be concerned with only the rich and corporations.  

Answer 7

hahaha thats absolutely hilarious, wtg

Answer 8

I have a similar story to relate.

A few years ago I was over at my neighbor's house, watching tv.  The news program showed some rabid Liberals behaving abominably, blocking traffic, etc.  His young son was intrigued at this odd display and asked why they were such bad people.  My neighbor replied, "Well, they're engaging in hate speech".

The following day, I was chatting with my neighbor across the fence., discussing the latest family to join the area.  He had already met them, and was completely unimpressed.  He described them as "typical Liberals".

Just then his young son popped up out of nowhere.  He shook his finger at his father, and with the absolute angelic sincerity that only a small child can muster chastized his father, "Daddy, that's just hate speech.  That's just hate speech."

So why don't Liberals grasp the idiocy of their viewpoint?  Maybe it's little Sally's Libby teacher, who praises Sally for "almost" getting the correct answer, who keeps boosting little Sally's ego for half-hearted effort.

Then these future Liberals are indoctrinated in college, where they talk big talk about how they are going to change the world, when in fact they aren't even well equipped to survive in the real world. That "Communications" major they so smugly glided through prepares them for nothing substantive.

When Sally gets into the real world, the crushing weight of reality sets in, and her defenses go into hyperdrive. She can't admit to herself she isn't the great person she imagined herself to be, and the idea that her whole outlook on life is based on a lie just can't be handled by her delicately-wired Liberal brain.

They're headed for life at Kinkos or Mc Donalds.

The reason Libs want so desperately to help the lazy, the sexually perverted, or the perenially discontented has to do with a simple observation about human psychology.

Why are drug addicts notorious for trying to get everyone hooked like they are? Their feelings of inadequacy and deep-seated disgust for their own behavior compels them to try and get everyone around them to use drugs too, so they don't feel so singled out. If everyone seems to be taking drugs, then their conscience doesn't bother them so much. It's a lot like when you go out to dinner, but no one wants to be the only one to have dessert. They have feelings of guilt for over-eating.

In the Liberal mind, all these feelings of self-loathing prey upon their subconscious, so they instinctively begin to defend the most indefensible behaviors as "normal". If everyone considers NAMBLA perverts to be just another lifestyle, or unwed mothers to be a natural expense that everyone should pay for, then the Liberal gets to feel much better about himself. By comparison, he's no worse than everyone else.

See? It's really quite simple. That's how the Liberal mind works.

Liberals often suffer from a feeling of self-loathing, just like when you hear the immature rants of a damaged psyche such as Al Franken. Why do you think so many comedianes are Liberals? It's due to feelings of inadequacy. They use humor to mask their pain. Same for actors. They don't feel their real self measures up, so they like living in a fantasy world where they can be anything they want to be.

Postscript....... I will never forget seeing this sassy, whiny little girl in the supermarket. In full view of everyone, she stomped her foot in defiance and yelled at her mother: "I can't learn math because my teacher is stupid."

I realized at that moment.... that little girl is going to grow up to be a Liberal.

Answer 9

Makes complete sense

Republicans usually have the intelligence level of young children

Answer 10

Thanks to the repulicans, there are no jobs to give to people who have earned even masters degrees let alone an uneducated homeless person.

Answer 11

You guys shouldn't be so quick to assume that homeless people are lazy. In order to work at a full ethic you need you a good foundation, mainly the right skills and a roof over your head.

If you live on the street and can barely eat, that basic survival ethic dominates your mind. What the Republicans can't see is that nothing in the world is black and white.

Answer 12

your smart and the child is smart problem with some democrats and republicans actually most republican is that at they don't focus on there own country and then when a child wants to do work to help someone someone else says that that person should do it by himself some times  i think that children would be better politicians      

Answer 13

Are you suggesting to solve the problem of poverty you simply give the poor work?

Wow, if solving the world's problems are that easy how come we're in so much trouble now? I thought All those Reagan and Bush years would have eradicated so many of America's problems?

Maybe you should eliminate poverty and win the Nobel peace prize. I'm sure the people who are combating poverty right now will think you're a genius. I mean the child gets it right? Why won't experts on poverty?

Answer 14

No, that makes complete sense.  Homeless people are capable of working, and in a lot of cases (but not all) are just too lazy to actually do it.  I know some people can't because of health problems etc., but seriously our economy would die if we gave everything to people who don't put anything back into our economy.

Answer 15

First you have to give homeless people work - the unemployment figures out, over 6.5%  

Answer 16

i don't even feel like debating this because i've had no sleep, so i'm just going to take the immature route and diss this and move on. my apologies.

the president should be working for the common good of the country as a whole, not just the select and privileged few. why help people who don't need it and are already well off? it makes no sense.