Why can't you get Dairylea cheese triangles in Bermuda?

Question

Why can't you get Dairylea cheese triangles in Bermuda?

Answer 1

you might get sucked into buying more.

Answer 2

Dont know love. Im here in Thailand at the momment and cant get them here either. How annoying is this. x*x

Answer 3

It's got something to do with the triangular vector thruster gizmo's gadget circumventing the inevitable squeeze factor when disappearing into a time warp thunderbolt disruptor at warp factor 9.5 - there hope that explains about squashed cheese triangles and gravity thing.

Top pseudoscientist explains vortex gubbins thing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaMzW02pW...

Answer 4

Bowel shatteringly funny, not.