Why cant fat people save me some cookies?

Question

well i was at school and it was during luch,this fat lunchroom lady took the last 2 cookies and i know she saw me coming for them,she just picked them up quick then left me standing there looking stupid.

Answer 1

The cafeteria lady is a minion of mister wuzzlesnops, the lemon king, who is at war with the cookie king. Those cookies were spies. She had to kill them.

Answer 2

Wow, what if it was some regular sized person? Did you ever think maybe it's coincidence? How come you're making fun of her for taking cookies when the reason you're annoyed is that YOU were going to eat them??

Answer 3

lmao i know right!!!