Why did Britney Spears & Barbara Strisand get chased into a river w/ killer sharks and were eaten alive?

Question

I dunno. I'm bored. Funniest answer=10 pts.

Answer 1

Hi

Because they posted a really stupid joke in the hockey section.

Thank You

Answer 2

I think the way to go would be to use the sharks as the San Jose Sharks, but thats the only way to tie this into hockey I can think of.

THAT GUY - You think we decide we want all these off topic questions in here? Do you really think we have power over all of this?

Answer 3

Lies!

You missed the beginning and the end!

Britney Spears got chased into a truck where she ate a duck and learned how to cluck.

Then Barbara Strisand arrived with a cow, trotted off into the sunset with Briteny in tow.

Together they both had a child, don't ask how, don't tell me why.

Seventeen hundred seconds later, a hockey team arrived and slaughtered the cow. Yes.

Seventeen hundred and twenty two seconds later, a very panicky Britney Spears & Barbara Strisand got chased by the very same very angry hockey team.

Into a river.

Splash.

Britney tried to mate with a shark... and was tragically slaughtered by her shark-babies. Tsk.

Barbara tried to sing to calm down the sharks... and was promptly eaten.

All sharks involved died due to alcohol poisoning.

The dead sharks that ate B and B were mashed and smashed and baked into cake by the little baby.

The child grew up to be a hockey player.

Who murdered all singers on the sly.

Don't ask how, don't tell me why.

As for the cake?

It's now on your plate.

Bon appetit!

On a personal note - I'm not anti B & B... or cows... um.. and hey - I managed to shove in HOCKEY!!!

Answer 4

I duno! Maybe try another section!!!!! THIS IS THE HOCKEY SECTION!!!!!!!! when u go to the store, do u get barbie dolls in the picture frame section????

Answer 5

I'm pretty sure a Great White Shark wouldn't eat Britney because he doesn't want any STD's.Barbaras' nose wouldn't fit in its mouth.Maybe if they sang a duet it would sound like a Killer Whales' mating call so they'd swim away.Also I don't know how many killer sharks are found in a river but OK.

Answer 6

wow the hockey section just hit an all time low