Why did Chuck Norris kill 2 stones with 1 bird

Question

Why did Chuck Norris kill 2 stones with 1 bird

Answer 1

because he's Chuck Norris and he can hahahaha

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Because he is Chuck Norris...duh!! He can do anything, like star on "Walker, Texas Ranger"

Answer 4

because after a night of parting, chuck doesnt throw up, he throws down.

Answer 5

Because they were doing drugs and they kidnapped a 4 year old and they channel surfed during a commercial.

Answer 6

He didn't. Therefore, your question is rendered ridiculous.

Answer 7

Because he ******* wanted to

Answer 8

what the.....? you mean 2 bird with 1 stone?.......d**n

Answer 9

because he can.  he's chuck norris, duh!

Answer 10

did i mention that the stones where actually moons from Saturn?

Answer 11

because he is chuck norris and he can do that.

Answer 12

because one time he said ' let the man of you cast the first stone' then the stones fled in fear, and then there was that time he told the birds 'prove it that the early bird gets the worm' and one bird actually had the nerve to take that challenge