Why did Chuck Norris shave his beard?

Question

Why did Chuck Norris shave his beard?

Answer 1

to prove that chuck norris does what chuck norris wants. beware he may be displeased with the fact that you question his actions

Answer 2

It tried roundhouse kicking him.

Answer 3

they needed his hair for syringes at an orphanage...the children are reported as "Missing in Action", but are most likely killing terrorists as we speak

Answer 4

To prove that he removed that third fist of his.

Answer 5

Reporters claimed that he has flees and a yeast infection on his chin.

Answer 6

so that the fist under it could get some air.

Answer 7

He didn't.

His beard fled in fear.

Answer 8

Because nobody likes hairy knuckles.

Answer 9

Why he did it is something we will not know, but our country did lose 7 abrams tanks, 3 superhornet jets, and 27 marines in the process.

Answer 10

Under his beard, he has another fist.

Answer 11

he is running for vice president

(haha just joking) but he does support Obama

Answer 12

To get to the other side.  Seriously, who cares?

And whoever said he is an Obama supporter must be smoking some good stuff. He's far from it.

Answer 13

Because 'Bad Guys Wear Black' and good Guys don't wear beards.

Answer 14

Well, it could be for multiple reasons.

1) He wanted to sell it for billions of dollars.

2) His beard was faced with a forest fire and Chuck Norris decided that he didn't want to make the forest fire cry, so he shaved his beard.

3) It got in the way of his roundhouse kicks.

Answer 15

I don't know why he did it, but at least 15 people died during the process and a few things exploded.