Why did Cinderella divorce the Prince?

Question

My English teacher asked us this....

It's meant to be thought over.

My answer: She discovered the prince was g*y!!!!

(Hey! What young, handsome, rich guy needs to pull up a whole-kingdom party to find a girl???)

Answer 1

I would blame it on the wicked step mother.

Answer 2

You see .. .. in those days .. s*x was still in an experimental phase .. and the Prince was extremely handsome but .. lacked  the sexual skills to make Cinderella a happy woman .. and she was nymphomaniac .

Not all fairy tales  have a happy ending .

Answer 3

Cinderella lost her innocence and purity. She started to get vane and self centered and needed distractions as she was bored suddenly.

The breath and echoes of paradise got lost and both woke up in modern time reality.

Answer 4

Because the fairy godmother found her a better husband?

Or because despite trying hard, she just could not bear to live in the palace with all its politics and yes-men and the constant cold because of the huge rooms and open windows?

Or because the Prince had a shoe fetish and Cinderella didnt'?

Errrr, BTW, you have not mentioned how old you are, so if you don't understand that last part, just forget about it. You are better off not knowing what it means.

Answer 5

I heard they stayed together and lived happily ever after.

Answer 6

They divorced because her in-laws kept budding in lol.. no but seriously... What fairytales did your Mom make You read?