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Why did I get an empty box for my birthday?

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My dad told me it was an Action Man deserter.

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Probably because you are a greedy bast*ard and they were teaching you a lesson - there are no Action Man Deserters - they are people who join up and leave when a war is looming......
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its hard to buy for the boy thats got everything
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He may turn yet. I bought box of of batteries at Christmas and when I got home & read the label it said, batteries not included.
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So did I! My dad told me it was Buzz Lightyears landing pad. Do you think we're being lied to?
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Maybe you were a naughty boy... who knows...
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oh deary me lol
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he is a deserter so he left. (Action man did)
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Whats a Action man deserter
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He eloped to be with Barbie!
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Maybe your Dad knows the secrect that when you buy your kids big, expensive presents..the usually toss the present aside and play with the box.

So he is saving you the hassle of throwing aside the toy... Boxes ROCK!
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because your dad is a freaking hilarious guy, good one LOL
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cos the box was "deserted"
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your dad must be from the stone age because thats how old that joke is!
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It's something you should think about deeply.
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maybe he wanted to keep it himself :O Action man the hero of them all!
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OMG, you mean it has ESCAPED and is loose in the house - run for it! Unless Al Qaeda Action man has kidnapped him, in which case expect delivery of a head....

Cheers, Steve.
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no, he probably forgot eh?
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tlk to him about it.
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Ok let me tell ya this sloowwwwww. You are the action man. HE is the deserter. He deserted the action man because he is an action man deserter!! Im sure you will have annother present soon so dont get all freaked out. But just go up to him and be like. haha very funny dad. Was he laughing when you opend it? that should have been the big clue.
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Oh dear that's not nice!
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He was probably trying a play a joke on you. It was pretty crappy to do that tho lol.
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That's not very nice
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beat him up
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no no it's a certain race taht do this my brother's mate is italian and the empty box is used for adding your memorie's into called a memory box but easy enought to just go take a box from shop's so im not shore ha but hey happy birthday
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lol, it's a joke - deserter!!! get it?

I'm sure you'll have another gift soon.
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Maybe he thought you'd have more fun with the box than the toy...

:P
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lmao! ... ouch man!

that is not cool
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What did you expect? He's an Action Man deserter. Of course he deserted you. Get a Barbie next year. XD
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You must be the Action Man...yup, you guessed it...he deserted you. Happy Birthday anyway.
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Maybe your dad wanted it for himself, or just wanted to play a prank on you. You never know.
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