Why did Obama do this?

Question

This morning I placed two waffles in the oven for breakfast. I *know* I set the timer. I just know it. However, the timer didn't go off and my waffles burned.

Why would Obama do that? Seriously, what would he have to gain by burning my waffles?

Serious answers only and please cite your source(s).

Peace and many thanks.

Answer 1

Obama hates America and God, and he wants to turn our country over to radical Islam.  Burning your waffles is just part of his diabolical plan.

Answer 2

Obama hates our waffles' way of life.  Srsly.

jelli

Answer 3

Yes he hates waffles and it's his mission to destroy them all!

want to know the reason why he hates waffles?

because Waffles are John McCain's favorite breakfast food

Obama wants to start another waffles Holocaust!!

quick someone call Betty Crocker!