Why did Russia Invade Atlanta? Are we in danger?

Question

I don't understand

Answer 1

They want our Coke

See what you started he shoot grand mom He'll go to the salad bar and see Russian dressing and go off again stop it

Answer 2

Calm please.  It is the country of Georgia not the State of Georgia.  Do you really think the Russians would stand a snowballs chance against the Georgia National Guard.

Answer 3

is this a real queston? cuz you could have read or listened to the news before asking this.

Answer 4

BEAT YOUR CHILDREN

Answer 5

Bullshit. First Colorado, and now us. I'm sitting outside right now, on my porch. My wife just went off to raid the local Rite-Aid with my Hunting Shotgun for emergency supplies.

I already shot 2 of the *******. Thought they could disguise themselves as the elderly and sneak into my grandparents house next door.

As soon as my wife gets back with the supplies, I plan to get in my truck and gun it for Moscow. Gonna take the fight to the Soviets! YEEEEHAAAAW!

Answer 6

They wanna place their thought-control inducer here, to dominate mind of McCain (Obama will surrender to their will on his own).

OMG there are zillions of armored zeppelins in the skies, all with red sickle'n'hammers on em.

Answer 7

Georgia the country. get a map of the world. Look to Russia.

Answer 8

Buy an atlas, and look for that far away place you may not have heard of, called Europe.....

not everything in the world occurs in America...there are a few hundred other countries out here as well, you know.

Answer 9

I SAY WE ALL GRAB A FIRE ARM AND TAKE OUR STATE BACK FROM THOSE BARRET WEARING HOMOS!!!! GEORGIA IS OURS AND AINT NO COMMIE GONNA TAKE IT FROM US!! YEEEEHAWWW

Answer 10

They are taking the midnight train to Georgia

Answer 11

Yes, we are in danger. buy a dog!

Answer 12

LOL! Whatever.  

Answer 13

Omg.  LMFAO!!!!

God save Atlanta!!!  (and for Goodness sake somebody post a guard at the bridge between Savannah and Hilton Head!  I want something left to go to on vacation!)

Tin foil hats for everybody!

Answer 14

The good citizens of Atlanta had better look out for men with snow on their boots...

Answer 15

'Russia' is a common name for a familiar virus, 'Invaditia Socialistica'.

Which is very common on the Wood louse, or Atlantan-Mite.

So, as a hip young fellow might say, 'Russia' invaded "Atlanta',

but this would be quite acceptable and nothing to worry about.

Answer 16

How did they get the tanks on the train? How much is a tank-ticket?

Crazy russians.

Answer 17

NU UH GUYS I LIVE IN GEORGIA AND I SAW THE TANKS AND THE RED ARMY GUYS AND THEY HAD GUNS AND THREATENED US THAT THEY WOULD SHOOT

Answer 18

Season Tickets to the Falcon's and the NASCAR race in October.