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Why did Tom Cruise cross the street?

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Hopefully to get hit by a bus.
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are you serious???
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TO GET ME SUSPENDED.

Darn, Old contacts and anyone..please Re-add me

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To tell Oprah on the other side, "i'm in love!!!"
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Do get to his rhythmic gymnastics lesson.
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To look at himself in the mirror..idk..

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to get katie knocked up again
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To push the cars (with his mind) that try to hit him with their car...

But he dies...

Because he is a r****d...
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for me to run him over..then reverse and run him over again..
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To brainwash some more people into becoming Scientology members
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to get to the other side!
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who cares.....
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To get to his scientology meeting.
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to run away from his g*y thoughts
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he had to find another closet to hide in
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because he wanted to walk katie [HOLMES]

[ get it :) walk katie home lol ]
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To get a mexican divorce. He fell in Love with his newest co star AGAIN.
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to prevent katie holmes from running away
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Cause he thought he saw God but no, it was ll hubbard bubbard blady blady blah...
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He saw a younger actress to marry?
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the microscopic aliens inside of him were winning the war for his body and soul so he had to get to the little disinfecter thingy on the other side

the reason he got hit by a truck while crossing was because he found a love couch just perfect for insane jumping

and the truck driver was a homophobe who didnt wanna take any chances
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To get a new baby because a lot of celebraties are doing it and he wants to fit in
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Because he can't take psychotropic medicine to cure his sleep walking problem
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To get to the mothership waiting for him on the other side.
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Because L. Ron Hubbard ordered him to.
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So he could go up in the tree beside the road and see over the crowd. Tom's a wee little man!
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