Why did daddy look poker-faced when mommy asked me if I had remembered to put the cat out??

Question

Why did daddy look poker-faced when mommy asked me if I had remembered to put the cat out??

Answer 1

coz the cat just farted .. 0.o

Answer 2

cat poo smells horrible

Answer 3

Same reason Ward Clever did when June said "you were a little hard on the Beaver last night"

Answer 4

the dad ate the cat.

Answer 5

He ran over the cat with his car this morning when he was backing out of the garage.