Why did my dog's tail fall off???

Question

My 4 year old labrador retriever recently ran away for a few days. When he came back, he was missing his tail and there doesnt appear to be any scarring (from a fight).

Yesterday, a stump or hair appeared again as if it was growing a new tail.

Does anyone know what is going on?

Answer 1

It is quite likely that all this time you have thought you had a Labrador Retriever, when in fact you may have had a unique breed of large and hairy Gecko all this time. To confirm my suspicions, try an experiment: instead of doggie food give him some flies and see how he reacts, if he is able to walk on the walls and ceilings after a few healthy feeds of flies I think you have yourself a Gecko!

Answer 2

Your dog appears to have what is known has ET disease. ET is in his skin and being michievous.