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Why did my friend Akbar fail his Math Exam?

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In his Exam paper he wrote 1+1 = 3

Our Math Professor called him over, he said that's not right, Akbar. Are you taking Medication?

Akbar then prooved.

1 Male + 1 Female = 1 new born Total 3!

Where did you learn Math like that asked my Professor?

Akbar: That's how we find miracles in the Quran!

I can't argue with you said my Professor, but you fail your test.

Is Akbar a victim of Opression in a non-muslim country becos he has his own way of not finding errors?

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@Ismail Eliat---LOL! That's a much better one!
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no wonder why you are acting in dumb manners sometimes, i can tel from knowing more about your friends...
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u and ur friend are bunch of idiots
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He's a good person though, I guess.
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lol:)
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lol, he failed his exam because he doesn't understand basic math problems
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Cuz we HATE HIM!!!!
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Now Akbar's friend Umar passed the test. He wrote the equation 1+1+1=1

The math teacher asked how did you prove that.

He said, this is how we learn in the Bible according to trinity.

Well, said the teacher.. "I will pass you for Jesus sake. So that you be happy and place a question in Ramadan section".
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but one male and one male equals two males

He failed because he got the wrong answer.
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That's too bad about your friend! Tell him to sit next to one of the smart nerdy kids in class next time there's a test and cheat. Maybe sit next to this kid:

http://nerd-paradise.com/images/nerd/ner...
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