Why did the Mexican cross the river?

Question

To get to the other side! lol

(no offense Mexicans) :)

Answer 1

haha. :|

Answer 2

to get to america duh!

Answer 3

haha

Answer 4

JUST SHUT UP AND GIVE ME BEST ANSWER

Answer 5

I've already heard that one.

Answer 6

The Rio Grand has two sides. Do you think that he went back to Mexico or came over from Mexico? LOL

Answer 7

why did the American cross the river?

to get to the other side! lol

and here's another one...

there's three elephants in a bathtub. The first elephant says, pass the soap. The second elephant says, pass the soap. The third elephant says, no soap... RADIO!!!! lolololhahahahahahahahahahaha! and then you start hysterically laughing and when they start laughing at you because you're laughing so hard, you get all serious and say, "Why are you laughing? It doesn't make sense."