Why did the Queen take away my knighthood?

Question

I'm a good honest chap aren't I? I've given a lot of money to a lot of people in my lands. Heck, half the country are now trillionaires thanks to me!!

Answer 1

Yes and the other half are dying of starvation, disease or political cleansing.

Answer 2

Um, maybe it was the fixed elections or the starving millions, or maybe just because your a bit of an a r s e

Answer 3

the hit-man come'th only god you said, well hes very close now

Answer 4

Because you don't have any oil and are therefore the wrong type of dictator according to Foreign Office Regulations.

Answer 5

I think you lost it for having a Hitler 'tache.

Answer 6

Health and Safety reasons.

Answer 7

What exactly does a trillion buy now in Zim?

Answer 8

It's because of your funny upper lip.

Answer 9

How much time have you? For betraying the revolution, being a disgrace to all black Africans, for being a disgrace to all human beings, for bringing Rhodesia to its knees, for cronyism, corruption, being a clown, wearing terrible shirts, putting on too much baby-oil, etc.

Answer 10

It's because you promised to "exorcise the demons at number 10 Downing Street" but they are still there. :(

Answer 11

Yes, but it costs 50 gazillion for a loaf of bread..

Answer 12

Yes, and what about Positive Discrimination? You should be given several degrees !!

Answer 13

Because you do not curtsey low enough - stop whinging, it was only an 'honourary' knighthood anyway - put up another brass place outside your front door - Life President and Consultant on Farming.

Answer 14

Erm........well quite frankly I think your getting off lightly (so far anyway) why anyone hasnt done anything more to stop the evil you are doing is beyond me.........infact......why is everyone just sat around watching you destroy Zimbabwe????!!!!