Why did the bison cross the road?

Question

I could not think of a funny answer to this. Can you?

Answer 1

because it was taunted by the chicken to cross the road, which was littered with road-killed bisons.

Answer 2

To get away from Jessica Simpson

Answer 3

to get buffalo wings on the other side =)

Answer 4

Because his friends had gone that way, or so he "herd"!!

Answer 5

haha, my toaster burst into flames a few hours ago! give me best answer if u think thats funny

and to answer the question, he crossed it b/c he had no other places to go potty

haha, b/c they take alot of huge cr*ps!

Answer 6

+because  he is an idiot

Answer 7

why did the bison cross the road?

to get a sip of redbull!

(bison is an energy drink brand in saudi arabia)

Answer 8

just because he wanted to!

Answer 9

'Cause the chicken was driving.

or

The chicken wouldn't get off his back!

Answer 10

The chicken was taking a break.