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Why did the chicken cross teh road?

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Because he was trying to escape the farmer.
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the early chicken gets the worm. the early worm gets eaten.
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And God said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road and there was much rejoicing.
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because it was the skunks day off

to prove to the raccoon it could be done
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becuz chuck norris kicked it
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to get to the other side

to lay an egg on the other side

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He was running away from KFC :)
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to prove to the armadillo it could be done.
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For some fowl purpose.
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Why not? It was not forbidden!
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to watch the Dallas Cowboys destroy the Redskins
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The possibility of "crossing" was encoded into the objects "chicken" and "road", and circumstances came into being which caused the actualisation of this potential occurrence.

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