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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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  1. to get to the other side.


  2. It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.

    -Darwin

  3. To get away from all of the over-asked questions on Y!Answers.

  4. To get away from the KFC!

  5. to get cooked

  6. who gives a pluck

  7. The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.

  8. TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. to get hit by a car

  10. I just cant seem to get the answer. i mean, its not like ive ever heard this thing cause its not the oldest joke in the world.

    seriously?

  11. to get laid

  12. to get to the other side DUH lol

  13. because he farted,it smelled and seen a cute girl so he had to get away from the stench

  14. get laid once in a while

  15. Why did the squirrel cross the road?  Because it was nailed to the chicken.

  16. ask him!

  17. because kfc was across the road

  18. To get away from the farmer ! lols (:

  19. She was being chased by a redneck with his pants down.

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