Why did the chicken cross the road

Question

To get to the other side!

Answer 1

Um............. wow.

I have a small feeling I just may have heard that one before.

Answer 2

SO OLD AND YOU TOLD THE ANSWER. YAHOO ANSWERS IS TO ANSWER THE QUESTION AND NOT TELL THE ANSWER IN YOUR QUESTIONS.

Answer 3

Umm much MUCH older than the joke you asked before..

Answer 4

lol dmt

Answer 5

HAHAHAHAHAA :) i absolutely love that joke :) it makes me laugh every time... no matter how bad it is! thanks for the laugh :) x

Answer 6

to get away from you

Answer 7

To lay an egg.!!!!!

Answer 8

To escape from the chicken and chips shop.

Answer 9

Because it always does it.

The good question would be "why do we only notice the chicken cross the road when it does it in front of us ?".

Answer 10

I wouldn't be surprised if You got a shedload of stars for that.

Answer 11

Same reason the pensioners are leaving uk,the seeds are better on the other side at the moment.

Answer 12

To get away from the pervert?

Answer 13

So that its subjects will view it with admiration,

                      as a chicken which has the daring and courage to

                      boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom

                      among them has the strength to contend with such a

                      paragon of avian virtue?  In such a manner is the

                      princely chicken's dominion maintained

I liked your answer better.

Answer 14

Ha... ha.... ahahahahaha!!

Where did you hear that one!?! That's hilarious!! I'm telling my neighbour!

Answer 15

to get away from all the chicken jokes!

Answer 16

you sure it wasn't to ask a question?

Answer 17

because his **** is stuck in the hen

Answer 18

to get the ketchup on the other side