Why did the chicken really cross the road???

Question

Why did the chicken really cross the road???

Answer 1

I have been telling people that the chicken really cross the road because he wanted to get to the other side!  No one is listening, so take your pick from what these big shots have to say...

Pat Buchanan:

To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

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Louis Farrakhan:

The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

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Colonel Sanders:

I missed one?

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L.A. Police Department:

Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.

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Richard M. Nixon:

The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens.

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Dr. Seuss:

Did the chicken cross the road?

Did he cross it with a toad?

Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!

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Ernest Hemingway:

To die. In the rain.

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Martin Luther King, Jr.:

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

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Grandpa:

In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

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Aristotle:

It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

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Karl Marx:

It was a historical inevitability.

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Saddam Hussein:

This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

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Ronald Reagan:

What chicken?

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Captain James T. Kirk:

To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Fox Mulder:

You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

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Machiavelli:

The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

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Freud:

The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

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Bill Gates:

I have just released Chicken Coop 98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating system.

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Einstein:

Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

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Bill Clinton:

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. However, I did ask Vernon Jordan to find the chicken a job in New York!!!.

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Answer 2

Because the turkey was on vacation

Answer 3

he tried to commit suicide!!!!!!